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Mar 4, 2009

Urban Decay Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss

Check out my review, product photos, and swatches of these new glosses by clicking here!

Ok so the whole guy in his underwear on top of the new Urban Decay Pocket Rocket Lipglosses had me worried but it gets better and better. Now I'm kinda lemming these after getting the full details about 'em!

Check it.

Urban Decay Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss is available in eight shades in different finishes such as cream, shimmer, and sparkle. If the finishes and the shade selection doesn't thrill you how about the fact that it's creme brulee flavored and is a plumping gloss? Oh my god all these features make me feel like I'm buying a new car. Guys in underwear, plumping action, shimmer, sparkle, and cream finishes plus creme brulee flavored? Am I missing anything? Hand me the keys I'm taking these bad boys for a ride!

Hey, if seeing the front of the dude in his Hanes wasn't enough you can flip the gloss over for the backside view too. Holy hotness Batman!

Now the tubes even have pheromone ink which you can rub to enhance sexual attraction....see? Tuck it in your purse on clubbing nights, rub, and guys will flock towards you and your awesome lip gloss!

Now we've been introduced to Kirk in my previous post and I think we all weren't feeling the love for Kirk but we have seven other guys to choose from and looks like some of those are hot so the idea of a naked guy on my cap is becoming more and more appealing! And best of all each of these guys was hand picked by Urban Decay and is an actual person....maybe you'll score a date with the dude on your gloss could happen!

I'm thinking James sounds good...a little emo always makes things interesting and those professional types! Oh and Jesse, the Muse loves the rocker dudes!

Which one is you type?

Women have been objectified throughout the years time to take your medicine guys!

Urban Decay Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss will launch on the Urban Decay site as of March 15th so be prepared for the sexy to come at you full force!

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Anonymous sarahPUFFY said...

I like the nude shade for Kirk...and David, well, I just like David. I LOVE David. A man that can bring home the bacon AND the sexy. Hi, I'm Puff, let's get married. LOL.

The gloss shade isn't bad, either *coff*

OH BTW, I tried the UD Concealer Pencil and their darkest shade was still a bit too light! I swatched Boi-ing in Medium next to it, and it was actually darker and a closer match! Talk about disappointing. So I'm going to try Boi-ing in Dark and hopefully it'll be a winner! UD needs to up their game and cater to their darker ladies!

March 4, 2009 at 8:16 PM  
Anonymous Kiera said...


This is totally creepy! I don't think I'll have the strength to pull out a lip gloss with a guy on top! Ha ha ha but I'm totally diggin' Jesse, gotta love the bad guy look. And the pheromones... what's up with that? O____O?

March 4, 2009 at 8:21 PM  
Blogger Phyrra said...

I think these actually look like fun colors, though not sure about the guys. I DO like the idea of creme brulee!

March 4, 2009 at 8:34 PM  
Anonymous Gigi said...

i surprise myself, but i really am very intrigued by these.

i dont' know whether to choose the gloss by colour or by man LOL

March 4, 2009 at 10:59 PM  
Blogger jackieg02 said...

Ok, now I like them. I'm kinda diggin on Doug and David...and a little bit on James.

But the name Pocket Rocket makes me giggle. And pheromone ink...really?!?

March 5, 2009 at 2:56 AM  
Blogger Jnie said...

I'm going to go for Kirk and Timothy...oh wait...are we choosing shades or the boys? lol
I think I'm going to have to do a pass on these.

March 5, 2009 at 5:21 AM  
Anonymous a said...

Um nice try Urban Decay..creme brulee's awesome. Still ew in my books :)

March 5, 2009 at 10:54 AM  
Blogger Emma said...

Can't say I want a tacky man on my lipgloss, that's just odd!!

March 5, 2009 at 11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AWWW! I love Julio with the little baby :) These lip glosses are totally cool! I cannot wait to see them in person!!!!

March 5, 2009 at 12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are these really plumping glosses? I haven't seen that mentioned anywhere else.

If they are, I won't be getting these, no matter how hilarious they are.

March 5, 2009 at 12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy moly. that's all I have to say to that.
Great review hehehe..
p.s. I would buy David lolll

March 5, 2009 at 12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy moly.. I don't know where to begin. LOL

Great review!

p.s. I would buy David. For the lippie and the man meat.

March 5, 2009 at 12:34 PM  
Anonymous Dita said...

I'm all over Timothy.. but LOVE Doug as a shade! A-MAY-ZINK!

March 5, 2009 at 2:43 PM  
Anonymous Adina said...

Issy!! I would love to put this info on my blog as well.

Do you mind if I borrow the images? Pretty please? ;)

March 5, 2009 at 4:21 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hey sarah! Was feeling the love for kirk but I can dig david lol! but I'll save him for you babe :)

darn sorry about the pen being too light as I love this thing :P but glad to hearing boing in medium was cool! boi-ing has been a fav of mine forever but it creases badly or me :(

many brands really have to beef up their color options not only ud!

March 5, 2009 at 4:32 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi kiera!
LOL promise the pic is really small lol and no one will notice a nude guy on the cap :) Jesse is mine step back lol!

we all need a few more pheromones to get us buzzed up but of course :-D


March 5, 2009 at 4:33 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hey dd!

creme brulee is calling my name too ;-D

March 5, 2009 at 4:34 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hey gig!

LOL all of the above?! :-D

March 5, 2009 at 4:34 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi jackie!

james for me too love that emo kid lol!

LOL makes me laugh too pocket rocket really makes me giggle....

March 5, 2009 at 4:36 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi Jnie!

LOL both!? ;-D

I'm really want to try 'em for the colors!

March 5, 2009 at 4:36 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi a!

awww sure I can tempt you!?


March 5, 2009 at 4:37 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi emma!

sure I can tempt you!? lol

March 5, 2009 at 4:38 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi anonymous!

lol julio wasn't feeling the love from me but I'll take Jesse :-D

I'll have a review next week ;-D

March 5, 2009 at 4:39 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi Anonymous!

Yup says a plumping formula.....are you not a fan of plumping gloss?!

March 5, 2009 at 4:40 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi Teresa!

lol :-D David is looking good :-D

Enjoy :-D

March 5, 2009 at 4:41 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi dita!

lol doug looks a shade of course ;) just the color of course...not his awesome chest..LOL

March 5, 2009 at 4:42 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hey adina

just source me please? ;-D I'd greatly appreciate if you did!


March 5, 2009 at 4:43 PM  
Anonymous Kiera said...

Ha ha ha, maybe we could share Muse? ;)

Just two tiny little questions... do you happen to know how much these sell for? and when they come out? I can't seem to find them on or

Thanks a bunch...

P.S.: I love reading your blog and reviews... you are bringing me to bankrupcy for all the things I want to try after I read all your wonderful comments about them! Keep up your amazing work!

March 5, 2009 at 6:49 PM  
Anonymous lucia said...

questi ragazzi sono realmente svegli! sono sicuro che gli uomini attraverso il mondo riterranno usati!

March 5, 2009 at 6:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The shape/design of these reminds of the recently released Wet n Wild speed glosses... I wonder how these compare. The WnW are pretty awesome btw, although the sparkly ones are the BEST (skip the not so glittery ones), and they smell/taste a bit like thin mints. I like this concept though...

March 5, 2009 at 7:53 PM  
Anonymous gio said...

That's just too odd! The colors are pretty but I think I'll pass on these.

March 6, 2009 at 10:30 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi Kiera!

LOL sounds good to me! I believe it's $18 each :-D

I thought the date was 03/15 but actually it'll be live as of 4/1!

you're so sweet thank you hun lol and believe me I bankrupt myself with this stuff lol! I want everything ;-D I create my own lemmings hehe!

thanks for your kind compliment!

March 6, 2009 at 2:20 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi anonymous haven't seen those yet! Must be on the look out we all love a good budget beauty find around here ;-D

March 6, 2009 at 2:21 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi gio!

lol no naked men for you!?

March 6, 2009 at 2:21 PM  
Anonymous fluffychicken said...

i'm with you on Jesse/rocker guys muse!! ;D

March 6, 2009 at 9:13 PM  
Anonymous Abbey said...

i got david!! they smell sooo yummy!!!!!!!! david is kinda like mac cremesheen gloss formula but more pigmented & better value as theres more in it & ya get a half naked man haha

March 8, 2009 at 9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are in the shops in the UK now when I went into town of Friday. I was interested in them but I'll have to wait until they go up on the UD site to check if they're vegan or not.

Not sure about the creme brulee though. They said the lipsticks would taste like creme brulee and they just tasted a bit odd to me (although they smelt nice).

The half-naked men is a bit strange to have on the top of the lipgloss but it does seem like you get quite a lot of gloss for the money.

March 8, 2009 at 10:57 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

LOL I'm loving Jesse :-D fluffychicken we can share him!

March 10, 2009 at 11:14 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

LOL abbey well by any means the half naked man covers at least a quarter of the cost of the gloss :-D

they sound lovely I'm eager to review!

March 10, 2009 at 11:16 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi anonymous

you guys are lucky...early release for the uk :-D

oh good question on the vegan bit.

I'm curious if they creme bruelee is good or not as I agree the lippies have a slightly odd taste, not unpleasant, just odd.

I'm looking forward to seeing the shape of these as a super skinny gloss sounds interesting!

March 10, 2009 at 11:18 AM  
Anonymous kateatzpirahna said...

Just bought James - I LOVE the colour (and bless his little emo socks)
Wouldn't say it tastes much like creme brulee, but it smells gorgeous! Nevermind the pheromones - one of my male mates is obsessed with sniffing the gloss! Easy to work out what I'm buying his girlfriend for her birthday!

Really enjoyed your review, thanks so much.

April 24, 2009 at 1:41 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi kate!

glad you're loving him hehe :-D

I wouldn't either but it's kinda not so fab..smells better than it tastes :-D

LOL kissable lips for him :-D

Glad you enjoyed!

Thanks for the comment hun!

May 12, 2009 at 4:32 PM  

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