Beauty Most Unusual: Bacon Lip Balm
Let me tell you a cute little story. My x-boyfriend is a vegetarian and I can't recall but at the time we were discussing bacon for some odd reason or another. Him being a veggie eater he had never even tasted bacon in his life but he proceeded to make me snort myself silly when he said, "but I really like the smell of it....!" LOL ahhh the irony.
Well the lead in to that story is maybe an ideal gift for him would be bacon lip balm!
Click it.
Maybe, just maybe Cheetos Lip Balm doesn't cut it. Maybe you feel the need for more fat in your diet. Whatever the case may be J&D (whoever the hell they are) has it's own Bacon Flavored Lip Balm.
Indeed you read that right.
For a mere $3.99 you can own yourself a slice of pig in a balm. Think how appealing you'll be to your loved one tasting just like fatty bacon. J&D promises that this balm will remind you constantly why bacon is the king of all meats (silly me though lobster was the king of all meats).
Ok J&D we'll take your word for it.
If you have a yearning for more bacon you can purchase you tube here but I wish you wouldn't.
Labels: Beauty Most Unusual
posted by the Muse @ 3:28 PM
12 Comments:
I'm a vegetarian but I don't think I can put bacon lip balm on my lips. Makes a hilarious gift though!
Haha! I did buy the cheetos lip balm once, and I even had a sour cream & onion one too. I might draw a line at bacon though. Or maybe not, lol. By the way, the Cheetos one was the better of the 2.
lol. I think your ex is not alone. I am a vegetarian and I like the smell of bacon and pork rinds too. Weird I know. I was actually commenting to my husband about some weird mix of ground toasted sesame, timor, and red chili he made for a special salad and how it reminded me of pork rinds. He was freaked out because I was sniffing away. I don't now if I would like to taste that lipgloss though. reminds me of the harry potter jelly beans...there was one that tasted like earwax... see there are things that are just not meant to be replicated and tasted.
Oh Muse that is too funny. It'd go nice with the bacon flowchart (http://incredimazing.com/page/Bacon_Flowchart)
But it's funny because it's true - I love the smell of bacon mmm.
This is so weird! Bacon lip balm?! I'll never try it. I still prefer my bacon the normal way...
What about Cheetos + Bacon? ;-) LOL
We can also find Popcorn Lip Balm, all the Pepsi Cola brands flavours from Bonne Bell, Ben & Jerry's Lip Balm, Betty Crocker (like Cinnamon Rolls or Sugar Cookie, mmmm!), Lucky Charm and Trix cereals Lip Balms, Hershe'ys chocolate Lip Balm, Reese's Lip balm, and many other original flavours.
Funny Question for you Muse : if you had to invent a new (original) flavour of lip balm, which one would it be?
I think I would create a coriander Lip Balm, I love this herb.
LOL emma guess it goes against the grain right?!
LOL!
hi anonymous
sour cream and onion? awesome LOL!
LMAO crissy you're obviously a strange veggie like him ;-D
oh yes who does love bertie's botts! with flavors like sausage and booger life is perfect LOL
LMAO evie!
BACON!!!!!!!!! :-D
eww id that's gross LOL!
I can cope with the cereal and sweets but no bacon and cheetos :)D
ooo coriander! Likey!
I'd go with cherry lime orange...those just go so well together mmm! Or maybe some sort of Sonic Drink flavors :D
LOL ditto pets!
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