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Dec 2, 2008

Religious Cosmetic Musings: Looking Good For Jesus

Religious Musings ahead with some comic relief......you've been warned!

The Muse likes to think she's an agnostic kinda girl although on occasion she's been known to lean towards the atheist side of the field. Now her parents did their best and sent the Muse to Catholic elementary school and an all girl's Catholic High School but here be the Muse a few hundred years later and her beliefs are quite drastically changed from when she was a mere girl.

The Muse has decided that the best way to bring Jebus into her life was to do so with bubble bath, moisturizer, and lip balm. I mean this is surely how a Muse would gain faith right? So she set on her quest to find Jebus by taking the leap of faith into cosmetic country. Sadly, she found out that not many cosmetic brands care about the all mighty God just about the all mighty dollar!

Damn.

But...now...recently...she was enlightened by the latest brand from Blue Q entitled "Looking Good for Jesus"! This was it! This would surely be my way to the Lord!



My god look at that slogan! "Look your Sunday Best! Guaranteed to help you be worthy and get noticed by the King of Kings!" This is possibly so morally and maybe politically incorrect I can't help but piss myself laughing!



Now to get tight with Christ you can indulge in bubble bath, lip balms, and many other fabulous and heavenly items!

Find the Lord in your bathtub!


A Sparkling Hand Cream! I just knew that Jebus would love the sparkles!


Jebus Lip Balm! It says that this will be return my lips to near virgin quality! Bless Be!


Now to get the full effects of this amazing brand the Muse does recommend checking it out for yourself by clicking here!

The Muse has meditated (and prayed) on the topic and she's decided that these items could surely change the face of Jesus, the church, and religion as we know it! If you hit the cosmetic junkies with the Lord surely the good news of Christ will spread far and wide.

Indeed...Jesus needs to consider tapping this industry!

If you're wanting to get jiggy with Jesus do check out the Blue Q website for further details as I'm positive you'll at the very least want the lip balm! Lord knows where your lips have been right? Best get them back to virgin-like quality fast!

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Crystal said...

What do you think is better?
Benefit Georgia or Gueralin Meteorites in Mythic if I'm looking for a subtle glow in a face powder? Thank you!

December 2, 2008 at 8:38 PM  
Blogger MandyPandy said...

It seems like this brand has been around for quite some time, but only last year, some Evangelicals (or whoever always causes a huge ruckus) raised a big stink about the line. I don't blame them. I always try to look good for Jesus but he never seems to notice! False advertising!

On the serious, though: hot religious dudes are the worst to be attracted to as they never seem inclined to do anything carnal or remotely sinful with you. I'm always inclined to start screaming ala Hedwig Robinson: "WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, HUH?!? WHAT?!?" E-mail me, and I'll tell you all about it sometime. *nods head solemnly*

December 2, 2008 at 10:32 PM  
Anonymous Elizabeth said...

Hi Muse.

Oh my HELL I love this site. I like stuff like this anyway..but I found several x-mas presents..and some stuff for myself, of course. Check out the air fresheners too-I like the patron saint of parking.. the cat butt freshener for my sister, and I really want the coin purse/lip balm, and wipe your sins clean hand wipes. I could spend a small fortune on this stuff! ;) Also, have you ever seen "hand soap?" If you do a google search, they're little guest soaps shaped like baby hands. Very cute. ;)Did you read through the shipping instructions?! I was dying..about the charges..it may be more because you live in the sticks with your cousin and some shotguns?! Holy crap!

As far as virginizing yourself via lip balm..I need a Costco-size stick of that!

December 2, 2008 at 10:33 PM  
Blogger Phyrra said...

if it wouldn't be sacriligious i'd get some for my grandma :P

December 2, 2008 at 10:37 PM  
Anonymous Nell said...

The things you find for us! Now the Muse even makes sure we find salvation! Praise the Muse!

Catholic school did not do wonders for my belief system either ;)

December 3, 2008 at 1:40 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi crystal

I don't know your tone so it's difficult to say. plus the products, for me, are pretty different. Georgia isn't really much of a highlighter but works as kind of a blush...however it's really sheer and subtle. It also has a matte finish. The meteorites have a bit of a shimmery, frost finish and they offer a good highlight/glow to the face so I guess it's best to settle on these as Georgia doesn't really give much of a glow.

Hope this helps!

December 3, 2008 at 7:25 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hey mandy where you been ;)

this is the first time I noticed this one...I thought it might be new..I was thinking about it really hard and thought I might buy the lip balm for your lips as I know where they have been O:) (halo smiley)

and btw why are you looking, talking, or even associating with morally righteous boys? I thought I was the only love of your life!

December 3, 2008 at 7:33 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hi Elizabeth!

lmao! Isn't it fun? Did you by chance see the virgin/slut soap lmao!

I got cat butt air freshners last year to tuck in my friend's stocking hehe she loved 'em!

LOL!!!! I've seen those "hand" soaps on Etsy!

LOL!!!!!!!!!! great shipping instructions!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! Indeed I might need a few sticks of virginizing lip balm lol!

Thanks for the comment made me laugh this am!

December 3, 2008 at 7:36 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

LOL dd! your nana might not appreciate the joke :)

December 3, 2008 at 7:37 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

LOL Nell :) LOL! I'm giggling so hard! Praise Jebus!

hehe!

LOL naaa catholic school did nada for me lol..I'm still morally incorrect...oh well....I'm still good person that has to count for something ;)

December 3, 2008 at 7:38 AM  
Blogger MandyPandy said...

Er...Um... You ARE, Lovey, You ARE! I swears it on the precious! It's just that this one... Well, e-mail me if you want a pic. I really don't think you could blame me. ;-)

December 3, 2008 at 1:40 PM  
Anonymous Paige said...

Ohhhh, how I love un-PC things:) Thanks for sharing!! I will definitely check out this site when I return home from work! I'm thinking I just found a few x-mas gifts for my atheist step-sister (how ironic is that!)

December 3, 2008 at 1:52 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

Damn you Mandy!'


oh my god we must adds him to our threesomes! Email this pic right away I wish to see your man! Is he gorgeous Korean boy that will love you long time?

You better share! korean girly boys are my favorite :)

email.
now.

December 3, 2008 at 4:14 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

LOL Paige!

Happy shopping!

December 3, 2008 at 4:14 PM  
Anonymous Jeremy/Carrot Attache said...

Well, it is going to be tough for us to compete in this market.

December 3, 2008 at 4:26 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

which market is that Jeremy? The Jesus market?

hehe

December 3, 2008 at 4:29 PM  
Anonymous Crystal said...

Thanks for your help!
Keep blogging!

December 3, 2008 at 7:07 PM  
Blogger CincyFan said...

OMG, I have the Looking Good For Jesus lip balm and it's the best! It's smells and tastes delish and feels so good on my lips. People are always asking about it when I pull out the tube.

We have a great toy/novelty store in the Cleveburg that carries this line along with some other novelty B&B lines and when I saw the Looking Good For Jesus lip blam, I HAD to have it.

December 3, 2008 at 7:07 PM  
Blogger MandyPandy said...

Damn this insomnia. I think I caught it from Sarah or Rowena!

No, he is neither Korean, nor girly; he's one half Hispanic, and ALL MAN!

The pic isn't fantastic, he looks much better in person, but if you like 'em girly and (half) Asian, he DOES have a brother. Who looks like a 12-year-old girl. Moving right along...

December 4, 2008 at 4:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Muse! I am a huge fan of your site ...i just have to say that this brand is done in bad taste! too bad!!!!

December 5, 2008 at 11:21 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

no prob Crystal :)

December 5, 2008 at 2:34 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hey michelle!

LOL! I obviously need it :) I need to Look Good for Jesus too..so I needs some now lol!

December 5, 2008 at 2:35 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hey mandy!

LOL I haven't heard from rows in a bit how is she?

Oh myssss! I seen him..but I still prefer the Korean boys :) I'll take the brother considering he looks girly lol!

December 5, 2008 at 2:37 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hello Anonymous!

Aw sorry to hear you didn't get a laugh out of this one hun. No disrespect at all but I did laugh when I seen it.

Thanks for visiting daily :) I appreciate it!

Hugs!

December 5, 2008 at 2:38 PM  
Blogger MandyPandy said...

Rows seems to be holding up well. You should def. stop by her new site. It's had a makeover and everything.

THAT CHILEAN FRUIT?!? YOU SICKEN ME!

On the bright side, he IS fairly easy.

December 5, 2008 at 3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks Muse!...really love your site, I am a huge fan! =)

December 7, 2008 at 12:07 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

I think I seen it? so behind on my blog reader :(

LOL!

December 9, 2008 at 8:31 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

you're most welcome anonymous!

Aw thanks :)

I'm so glad you enjoy my musings :)

December 9, 2008 at 8:31 AM  

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