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This year I turned 30. OH MY GOD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sorry had to get that out of my system!
When you turn 30 I think maybe you're faced with your lack of immortality. It's like suddenly a light bulb switches on the top of your head and you realize you're not going to be cute forever and wrinkles, a thing of the past, are now part of your present and future life!
So this might be boring for some of you. I find it extremely boring to walk onto a blog that's discussing anti-aging creams! Keeping that in mind I'm going to keep this as brief as I possibly can!
I've been mudding around with at least 20 eye creams lately, seriously. It first started in December sometime when I woke up and noticed that my eyes were puffy. Mmm nothing new there we all have that problem. However, it began to sincerely freak me out when the swelling lasted all day.
I suddenly found myself drinking 30 glasses of water, avoiding more then 10 grams of salt, and looking in the mirror very, very closely!
It was when I was looking in the mirror that the puffy problem was no longer a worry but the fact that I was developing some sincerely fine lines! Where the hell did those come from!? Who put those there!!!!!!!!!!? I demand to know! I wanna talk to the man in charge!
I skipped my way over to the MAC counter and I casually asked about a concealer as my plan of action was to conceal those nasty buggers with industrial strength MAC concealer! Obviously my beloved Benefit Boi-ing wasn't doing the trick! I needed to get out the big guns!
Of course, my MA wasn't there at the time and although all the girls know me I ended up getting someone new. Which was fine. But it later became a problem when she was studying my eye area and poking around under there and calmly said..."You're very dry"!
MY GOD! WHAT?! Puffy, Wrinkles, and DRY!? What the hell else could go wrong!?
She proceeded to tell me about Clinque's All About Eyes Cream and later told me that it probably wouldn't work and I'd need something stronger. Gee thanks. Really helpful.
I skipped the concealer needless to say and headed directly across the way to the Clinque counter where I asked after an eye cream. I explained that I was dry, I had fine lines, and I had a bit of a puffy thing going on. I got a snarky reply that went something like this, "SO WHICH is it?!?!?!?"....um all of the above is that a problem? I was desperate otherwise I'd have told her to take the eye cream and stick it up her.....sorry.....
I ended up purchasing the Intense All About Eyes Cream...it's extra moisturizing or some rubbish like that. She proceeded to throw it in the bag, throw my change at my head, and usher me out so she could help another customer who probably didn't buy anything ANYWAY!
After using it for a week I decided it was way to thick. This is ridiculous! Did I really need to apply a layer of cream cheese under my eye daily?
I went back and returned it for the normal formula and proceeded to use that a week. It did nothing. I guess I wanted a miracle in 7 days!
Now over the course of my time middling around with eye creams I've gotten so many great replies to my questions it's borderlines on ridiculous. I'm wondering if these people even know anything about what they are selling!
The bad news is I've been through to many of these bad boys with absolutely no results!
This is what I've tried so far:
Clinique All About Eyes
Clinique All About Eyes Rich
Ole Henricksen Ultimate Lift Eye Gel
Murad Renewing Eye Cream
Dermadoctor Wrinkle Revenge Cream (Testing in progress....)
Patricia Wexler De-Puff Eye Gel (Testing in progress.....)
Serious Skin Care Nanofiller
Dr Denese Restoreyes
Amazing Superfil (Testing in Progress....)
La Mer Eye Concentrate
I'm sure there are more but I can't remember them all. My main reason for typing this up is I discovered an interesting little tidbit about eye creams.
It appears that eye creams make things worst instead of better! My eyes have gone from having fine lines, dryness, and puffiness to having a sunken in appearance, an exhausted look, saggyiness, milia (sounds like someone's name), and other problems!
I guess the moral of my story is that you have to seriously be careful how much you use, what you're using, and be conscious of how you looked before using the cream and how you look after!
We are now in March and I still haven't found an eye cream that works that great but I have worked out an interesting eye care regime that appears to have helped almost all my problems!
I've discovered a miracle product from Dr Denese entitled Hydro-Shield Serum. This contains everything you long for in an eye cream such as soy and retinol. It's also very gentle compared to other items I've tried out. It's highly moisturizing and although it promises to dry matte I find it doesn't do that but I use it before bed so I'm not really worried. It's a clear gel that comes in a pump bottle. One tiny pump should do both eyes because it's such an amazingly moisturizing gel that you don't need a ton of it. The formula is a clear gel and I glide it under my eyes. No patting here, at least for me. The formula is so slippery and slides so well you might as well just gently glide it across.
In the time I've been using it I've noticed a huge improvement with my fine lines and I actually think this has to do with the fact that it moistened my eyes so well. My eyes were so dry prior to using this that fine lines were much more noticeable. Now they are definately looking much better!
If you're looking to use this in the AM (I only use it in the PM) you'll have to wait at least 5 minutes because it takes about that long to dry and that could be a deal breaker for some folk! I don't use it in the morning for this reason! This is a serum so you can happily apply your eye cream of choice over it after dry down! I actually feel so moisturized that I don't apply my normal eye cream over it.
It deserves to be said that this is great for fine lines and dryness but does nothing for puffy eyes which is why I'm in lust and love with another product to shrink my puffy eyes down to size.
I'm pretty sure you have heard me raving about this product before but it deserves a re-mention. I was experiencing a problem with puffy eyes this Winter in a big way. It could be lack of sleep, eye strain, sinuses, or just general old age but I've had a bit of a puff here and there that I found irritating. I tried just about everything in the old maid's handbook but nothing seemed to work. Cold spoons, teabags, cold compresses...no I didn't try hemorrhoid cream...there is no way in hell I am putting butt cream under my eyes sorry but I have to draw the line somewhere!
When age old methods failed I turned to a few different gels such as Patricia Wexler De-Puffing Gel and Ole Henricksen Ultimate Eye Lift. The Wexler one just didn't do anything but the Ole one was successful in sealing my eyes closed for me. I've never experienced anything so sticky in my life! Wow.
My mate Rows sent me a package with some Boots Botanicals Ultimate Eye Lift Gel and the first time I used it I didn't see any results. I'm one of those people that want instant results, right away, NOW DAMMIT NOW! In a "unlike me" way I proceeded to keep using it for a week day and night. I never commit to anything that I don't notice some results with so this is a rare thing but I was desperate so I decided what the hell. It's a clear gel that I massage under my eyes every evening and every morning. Within a week's time I noticed a very big difference and I was no longer sporting serious baggage. Within a month or so of use my eyes had virtually cleared up. I still wake with a tiny amount of puff but it's pretty much gone after I get out of the shower. I still religiously use this night and day even though most of my puff is gone. It's very gentle, doesn't sting, hasn't caused any milia, and my eyes are looking refreshed and gorgeous!
I guess my promise of not being long and rambling has been broken! Sorry!
The moral of the story is even if you're 20 years old now is a good time to start treating your eyes to a good eye cream!
Do you use eye creams?
What's your favorite?
Which have you found effective?
Tell the Muse!