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May 18, 2009

Beauty Most Unusual: F-Cup Cake, F-Cup Tea, and F-Cup Cookies For A Larger Bust?

The Muse is fond of a nice hot cuppa in the morning and she's not averse to a digestive or two with that cuppa. She's thinking maybe she needs to replace her current morning cuppa and biccie with F-Cup Tea and F-Cup Cookies to enhance her...bust?


Today's edition of Beauty Most Unusual is a cookie, a tea, and a cake that supposedly enhances your bust....

What will they think of next?

Jump ahead to read what it's all about!

F-Cake is "supposedly" a great tasting cake that you can microwave and contains 11 essential vitamins to enhance your breasts. Guess that's with the F and Cup stand for...ha! Whoa if I can achieve an F cup with 11 essential vitamins I'd consider that a miracle in itself! Cake sounded so much more appealing than tea dontcha think?



If you're not wanting to cake you can indulge in F-Cookies and F-Tea which work the same way containing essential vitamins, herbs, and minerals to bring your bust up a size or three. Prices range from $19.95 to $26.95 USD per a box.




What do you think?

Would you buy a cookie, cake, or tea that promises it'll enhance your bust?

As for the Muse she'd be scared she'd keel over after sipping this tea!

I'm scared, someone hold me.

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18 Comments:

Anonymous laura r said...

LOL. i am small-chested, but i think i'll pass kthxbai!

May 18, 2009 at 3:07 PM  
Blogger sarahPUFFY! said...

As a girl that's annoyingly busty already (34G - actually, 32 something...bust got bigger) I would never touch those treats no matter how tasty they are. Big boobs are NO blessing!

May 18, 2009 at 3:15 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

LOL laura!

I'm passing too! LOL god knows what those 11 essential vitamins are :-D!!!

May 18, 2009 at 3:15 PM  
Blogger Blair said...

LOL!!! These F Cup cookies/cake/tea must be in the rage! I saw a lot online hahaha

May 18, 2009 at 3:15 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

LOL!!!!! I dunno if I'd eat/drink it though Blair!

:-D!!!!

May 18, 2009 at 3:16 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

omg sarah you're a goddess hehe! I want a bigger bust but I dunno about these cookies :-D

lol!

May 18, 2009 at 3:17 PM  
Blogger Emma said...

When we went to Japan in 2007 we saw these in "Kiddyland" in Harajuku which sold really cool toys and stationery.

I didn't buy any coz mine are big enough hahaha.

May 18, 2009 at 3:35 PM  
Blogger Evie Chan said...

I've heard about these. In Asia, F-cup is like a D cup I believe. Also these are just bs. It only has temporary effects and helps you have water retention I believe it's called. Also I wouldn't risk a heart attack having these =/ (lots of trans fats and such). Just look behind this they have a lot of hidden facts.

May 18, 2009 at 3:58 PM  
Blogger sarahPUFFY! said...

I swear I think mom put some stuff in my sippy cup when I was little. But trust me...big boobies are more trouble than they're worth! I don't know why women pay for this kind of pain and suffering through plastic surgery. Its not worth it ;-;

Why can't they make treats that'll make my eyesight better? Or give me sausage vision? Now that would be useful :D

May 18, 2009 at 4:35 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

LOL emma :-D I think maybe a cup size would do me well.....must get some f-cake :-D

LOL!

May 18, 2009 at 4:44 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

omg evie sounds scary! I'd personally never try as it sounds rather shady :P but I thought it was funny for a beauty unusual post! :-D people do crazy stuff in the name of vanity!

May 18, 2009 at 4:45 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

LOL sarah! I could use something for better eye sight :-D

hehe I'm picturing your mum putting f-cup milk in your sippy cup LMAO!

May 18, 2009 at 4:46 PM  
Blogger sarahPUFFY! said...

lol! she totally would. My mom was a tiny thing when I was a lad so I'd picture her like, "I don't want her to be small chested like her momma!" *sigh* just my luck! LOL! XD

May 18, 2009 at 5:54 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

LOL sarah! :-D

you're lucky girl!

I wish I can lay claim to that fame!

May 19, 2009 at 11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha! Well, I'm already an F-Cup, so I wonder if they have anything to make you bigger!? :)
But seriously, mine already look too big 4 me.
I also agree with sarahPUFFY (my mom was small too), big boobs aren't that great...my boobs look okay now but I can imagine when I get to be 45 or 50, I may need a breast lift! And I too would like some food to improve my eyesight-I try to eat a lot of carrots but I haven't noticed anything special. :(
Thanks for this post Muse! Leave it to the Japanese to create another amusing product.

- Miss D

May 20, 2009 at 2:18 PM  
Blogger the Muse said...

hey miss d!

LOL well I'm sadly lacking on top :-D so I might need an Fcup snack cake or two LOL!

But yes it's true old age would find bigger boobs falling down around our knees heehe :-D

Glad you enjoyed hun!

July 1, 2009 at 9:08 AM  
Anonymous Antreina Stone said...

Hello Beauties,
Sometimes it's the most unusual, that works. Very creative. I guess I'll go and have a Muffin for now!!

July 1, 2009 at 11:26 AM  
Blogger the Muse said...

lol antreina

who knows could work right?

July 14, 2009 at 4:03 PM  

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